Sixth Graders Fire Congress

They say with the government shutdown, Congress is acting like a bunch of sixth-graders.  You might have to script this, but go get audio of actual sixth-graders either yelling at or firing every member of Congress.

Mystery Question (Geico)

One of the more irritating commercials on TV now is Geico’s “Hump Day” spot with the camel roaming through the office asking people what day it is.  Load up the phones with a “Morning Show Mystery Question”.  Tell listeners you have a question for a prize but won’t ask it until you put them on the air.  Play part of the spot to the caller and ask them to identify who it’s for.  The first who knows it’s Geico wins.

It Sucks to Be You

One of the things listeners keep saying in focus groups is that they love hearing personal drama from the cast on the morning show.  We know that this drama is best served up in a story, with wonderful twists and turns to keep listeners engaged.  When something goes wrong in a cast member’s life, you can do a new feature called “It Sucks to Be Me”.  You can then launch the phones for listeners who have things going wrong in their life right now in a feature called “It Sucks to Be You”.

The One-Second Quiz

This week’s Free Idea marries NBC’s Million Second Quiz and the upcoming Emmy Awards.  It’s called “The One-Second Quiz”.  There are a slew of iconic TV themes out there.  Your contestant must identify the TV theme after hearing just one second of it.  Great memories and a play-in-the-car quality make this work.

Can We Hear Your Hold Music?

Can we hear your hold music?  Goofing off on a conference call this past week, a show was talking about what horrible music they had to hear while on hold to talk with someone outside the building.  Ask listeners to critique the on-hold music at their workplace, then have them invite you to call to hear it.  This could be a one-week competition to see what local business has the lamest on-hold music.

Wax On, Wax Off

We had Beyonce tickets to give away and Drex and Maney, KISS 95.1, Charlotte came up with a great idea.  Ten listeners qualified to come in on our Friday show.    A very hairy Drex went to another room where ten strips of hot wax were applied to his chest.  Under five were a pair of Beyonce tickets.  Each listener, one at a time, ripped off a strip to see if they won.  Drex took one for the team and created fun radio in the process.

State Fairs – Farm Animals

With lots of fall state fairs about to kick off, convince farmers (or the local 4H Club) showing animals at your fair to name some farm animals after each member of the morning show. That’s your hook every time you go to the fair…to check up on your children!

The State Fair: Lost and Found Edition

Fall state fairs are about to happen in most markets of the country.  Fairs are attended by what we like to refer to as the “rank and file” of listenership.  Each morning of your fair, have the person on who runs the lost and found department to get them to tell you what was accidentally left at the fair the day before.  I bet it’s an odd and funny list.

Bark Week

We just got done with another wildly popular “Shark Week” on Discovery.  Follow that up this week with “Bark Week” where you encourage listeners all week to call you making their dogs bark on the phone!  Thanks to Dave and Veronica, WQYK, Tampa for sharing this great idea.

Back to School “The Singing Menus”

Back to school is upon us and one of the great memories for every listener is the (horrible) school lunches.  Partner up with a local band (or have someone with a musical ability) and get them to sing the school lunch menus each day the first few weeks kids are back in school.