My Grammar School Crush

With Valentine’s Day later this week, here’s one you can use, especially with the prevalence of Facebook:  find the grammar school crushes of everyone on the show and surprise them with that person this week.  You can even do this with local celebrities by inviting them on to talk about Valentine’s Day then coax them into a conversation about the one they had a crush on when they were in sixth grade.  It’s memorable, intimate, uncomfortable, but will also bring back great memories for listeners as they think about theirs.

The Super Bowl Seduction

With the Super Bowl this weekend, do “The Super Bowl Seduction”.  This bit is great because it marries two things:  the Super Bowl and sex and has a component to move listeners from Friday’s show to Monday’s.  Find a bunch of women who hate sports to call you this Friday morning.  Convince them to try and seduce their guy during Sunday’s game to see which their guy chooses:  the game or sex.  Then, have the women back on next Monday (the day after the game) to see their “rate of success” and to get the story of how they did it.