Kara Dioguardi, the female judge who basically took over for Paula on American Idol, has cried a couple of times on the show this season. Some say the tears are fake. Which is where you come in. Test the thesis that women can cry on command. Speeding ticket? Women get out of them with tears. In trouble with a boyfriend? Cry and he’s angry no more. Do “Cry Like Kara and Win” by getting a bunch of women on the air to see if they can cry on demand. Make sure you get the audio of Kara crying to set things up.