This one is edgy! It’s called “Perp For Poetry”. Seems like all relationship-building happens now online. The female of your show posts a personal ad in a room of another city than the one you’re in on Craigslist. The ad states that your female is bored in her relationship and is looking for something discreet and quiet on the side. But, she says she’s not looking for a quickie as she is a romantic. In fact, to woo her, she asks any guy who’s also interested to write her some poetry to prove it. Post the ad in an unidentified city (so you’re not ratted out by listeners) on a Monday. Then read all the poetry you get on Friday’s show as it gathers during the week.