Seduce Me/Insult Me

With the World Cup on now, there’s lot of talk of other countries participating.  Write up a bunch of sentences, some done with romantic language, intended to seduce someone of the opposite sex.  Then write up another group of sentences, intended to insult the person hearing it.  Run each through Google Translate from English into the language of a World Cup soccer team.  Play each to a contestant who must decide if they’re being seduced or insulted!