The Big Purchase

Trump wants to buy Greenland.  Who knew you could do that?  (Actually, we did, from history class – remember the Louisiana Purchase?)  Mount a one-week campaign to “buy” the state next to yours that listeners like the least.  Do a Go Fund Me, have an online petition, see if your governor (or an elected representative) will come on and agree because they get the joke.  Of course you won’t be successful, but you will have fun trying.