The Twos of 2/22/22

This Tuesday is an anomaly:  2/22/22.  That will never happen again.  Celebrate number twos all morning long.  If you have a sports team in town, who is the assistant coach (they’re a number two)?  Who’s second in command of your local government (the “assistant mayor”)?  Who is the backup to the person who runs your biggest building?  Celebrating twos, all morning long on 2/22/22.