Kim Kardashian’s Booty Pic

This one is a no-brainer.  With Kim Kardashian’s booty pic all over the internet and Nick Jonas doing his parody of it, each member of the morning show should do the same.  Find a photographer and schedule a day this week for Morning Show Booty Pics.  Post them on your website (watch the hits go up), share them on social media, and have a voting competition amongst the cast for the best picture.

Let’s Get Drunk

With lots of office holiday parties now just weeks away, how about someone on the show getting drunk to prove to the audience how few drinks it takes before you are legally intoxicated?  It’ll be interesting (and fun) to listen to a show member getting giddy as the program goes on and has the very overt message of not drinking and driving if you attend a holiday party this year.  Your local police department should be able to help administer the alcohol and breathalyzer tests, adding legitimacy to the idea the morning you do this. This is also something your local TV stations will probably cover so make sure to invite them in that morning if you do this.

Marrying the Two Seasons

We’re now done with Halloween and about to enter winter.  Which means there are lots of pumpkins no longer needed and listeners will make sure their snowblower is tuned up.  I wonder what it would sound like for you to marry the two by running pumpkins through a snowblower to entertain the audience.  Wait…there’s a video of it.  And you can see it here.  It’s great audio for the show and wonderful video to share on social media.

Back Seat Trick or Treat

If you target women, you can never go wrong putting cute kids on the show.  Sean Henry, B103, Rockford, IL offers up “Back Seat Trick or Treat” where moms call who are taking their kids to school.  The kid tells you a funny Halloween joke and you give them, as thanks, exactly what they’re focused on this week, a bag of Halloween candy!

The Hazmat Suit

It’d be very edgy and create talk if you figured out a way to give out a hazmat suit.  You can qualify people by them telling you their symptoms if they’re sick.  Guess what they have then qualify them to win the prize, which could be given out on your Friday show that week.  Dark humor, given the ebola scare, but it’d certainly get noticed.

The Friendly Four

Tired, exhausted, and frustrated with all the political ads you’re seeing on TV?  See if any politician will take you up on “The Friendly Four”.  If they consent to come on your show and start the break profusely apologizing for their part in all those horrible, ugly, negative ads, you’ll give them a friendly, four-minute interiew without any tough questions.

The Elevator Scare

With Halloween a few weeks away, if you have an elevator in your building, someone from the show can come in one morning that week in costume. Hide close to the elevator and as co-workers arrive at work, scare them, recording all. Then air the best audio on your Halloween show and put the video up on social media.

Opposite Day

An intriguing character-building idea would be to make one day on your show “Opposite Day” where each cast member does something which is the total opposite of who they really are.  Talent are defined several ways – by the stories you tell about your life which position you as just like the audience or have a relatable component the audience identifies with.  Or you could do the opposite of who you actually are, which, if explained to the audience, does the same thing.

The Peak and the Pit

Fitz in the Morning, The Wolf, Seattle, does a fun character-building bit on Mondays called “The Peak and the Pit” where the cast shares the best and worst moments of their weekends (peaks/pits) and asks listeners to do the same.  What is great about this is they’re short stories centered around highs and lows of real life over the weekend for all.

Let’s Be Honest

A terrific character building feature heard last week on The Bert Show is called “Let’s Be Honest”.  Each cast member puts a highly personal question into a hat (think:  “Which cast member on our team is the most irritating to be around off-air and why?”).  Then, each cast member pulls out a question and must answer it for the audience.  Conceivably, you could pull your own question!  You score points with the listeners when you reveal yourself and you’re honest.  This does that.