The “Go To Gay”

Every contemporary aged female has a gay best friend she can rely on for fashion and relationships advice, right?  Well, there’s a sad segment of your female audience that has yet to connect with one.  That’s why you can, on occasion, do “The Go To Gay”.  Open the phones – only two kinds of people can call.  Women without a gay best friend, and gay guys willing to adopt another straight female into their circle.  Introduce one gal to one gay on the phone, then eavesdrop on the conversation.  They don’t actually have to become friends in real life, but putting them together on the phone might be fun to listen to.

Fireworks or Sex Toy

You’d be amazed at the names they give some fireworks.  You may also be amazed at the names they give some sex toys.  “The Punisher” and “The Golden Shower” are names of…fireworks.  While “The Cone” and “The Orca” are sex toys.  This is an easy game to do (use Google to find them) just back from the July Fourth holiday.

The Supreme Court of Grandmothers

Morning shows always have these silly dilemmas listeners like to chime in on.  Recently, instead of buying new ones, I took the batteries out of a hotel room TV remote because those in my portable radio went dead.  Did I steal?  These frivolous scenarios have a place on morning shows.  At B101, Philadelphia, we’ve decided to put together a new feature to deal with these called “The Supreme Court of Grandmas”.  We’re going to find a bunch of very opinionated grandmothers, who’ll be our Supreme Court and when we have these, and they’ll rule on them before we go to the phones.

Weiner of Li’l Wayne

The guys at Radio Now, Indianapolis did a fun thing with the Anthony Weiner texts.  They had their stodgy 60-year old receptionist read some of the more “interesting” ones.  They also recorded her reading some lyrics from L’il Wayne songs in a game called “Weiner or L’il Wayne” where the listener had to identify if what was being read was from the Weiner texts or a L’il Wayne song.

Touch Spike’s Junk

Got a really nice prize to give out and no way to do it?  Here’s a naughty sounding idea that’ll capture listeners imaginations.  Take the edgiest person on the show and do “Touch (Cast Member’s) Junk”.  You qualify people to come into the studio.  Then, put the prize in an unused pair of pants.  Blindfolded, listeners get to put their hands in the pants and touch the junk (the prize).  If they guess it, they get it.  If the prize is too big, put something else in the pants – first to guess what that is gets the nicer prize!

Sarah Palin and Paul Revere

Based on Sarah Palin not knowing what Paul Revere did, get the right answer and give it to cabbies or kids.  Ask them the same question…but give them the correct answer to give back to you.  Play the Palin audio (with her stumbling, bumbling, and wrong) and then say you asked the cabbies (or kids) and hear their answers (eloquent, simple, and right).  That juxtaposition might work to make people laugh.  Of course after you air everything you can tell the audience you gave the answer to the cabbies (or kids) so they’re in on the joke.

Pregnant, Pissed, or PMS’ing

Here’s a brand new game where listeners who are either pregnant, pissed at something, or PMS’ing call.  Without tell you which one they’re experiencing, the show gets to ask the caller three questions unrelated to the three categories to try and ascertain by the tone of their voice whether they’re pregnant, pissed at something going on in their world, or PMS’ing!  Thank to Kyle on the morning show at Radio Now, Indianapolis for this one.

My Boss Is An Idiot

What employee doesn’t think their boss is stupid?  Tap into that vibe with “My Boss Is An Idiot”. This is a trivia-based game played between someone at work on the phone line and their boss on another line to see who gets more questions right.  If (when) the employee gets more right, they not only get a prize, but get to also say publicly that their boss is an idiot (all in good fun of course).

At The Courthouse

“At the Courthouse” is a new weekly feature with a compilation of audio gathered from people at your local courthouse, asking them why they’re there.  Every story is different and they’re highly emotional as you’re talking to people who are right in the middle of their saga!  Mix the best people, the most compelling stories, and a sparkling production value and you have a new bit people might talk about.

Six on Sex

Here’s an edgy new idea called “Six on Sex”.  We know that sex always works as a topic.  This is where you get a couple to come in and she asks him six questions about sex that you’ve written.