I’m Naked and Thinking of You

I wonder how a friend of yours would react if you called to check on them and said, at the top of the conversation, “I’m naked and thinking of you so I thought I’d call.”  Or if you called your folks and confided in your mother, “I’m not sure you know, but I tinkle when I laugh.”  Totally silly, and if you share with the audience what you’ll be telling the person you’re calling, they’ll lean in to hear the reaction.