Naughty or Not

With the book “Fifty Shades of Gray” all the rage with women, play “Naughty or Not”.  Listeners choose a random page in the book.  You then go to that page and if they’ve chosen a page with naughtiness, they win.  Find an entertaining person (your chief engineer?) in the building to read the naughty passages, with all the dirty words or phrases substituted for with the name of a vegetable!