Talk to the Mall Santas

Have a kid of a cast member on the show sit on the laps of every mall Santa in town and record the conversation.  It’ll sound cute (it always does when you have a kid talking with Santa Claus) and then air it.  If you want some edge in the bit, have the kid ask Santa for something they wouldn’t normally request (like a car).  Be careful to not mention any mall names so sales doesn’t get upset (approve this with your PD before doing it).