Winter Sex Olympics

With this the final week of the Sochi Games, do “The Winter Sex Olympics” all week.  Once or twice each morning, open the phones, taking calls from people who had sex the night before.  Get the nationality of each person who admits to it, accumulating totals throughout the week.  Then next Monday (after you do a final tally of sex through the weekend), raise the flag and play the National Anthem of the “winning” country, who wins gold!