Let’s Get It On Layaway

With lots of celebrities paying off fan’s layaway items, Mojo in the Morning, Channel 95.5, Detroit did the same.  Without saying so, they asked listeners to call to tell them what they had placed on layaway at a store.  With great phone screening, the items they heard about (where the funny happened) were:  a Batman blanket, piranha fish, anal bleach (whatever that is), and a bong.  They then told each caller they were paying off their layaway.  The grand total was about $85 to tie into the topic and own it.