Tracking The Resolutions
You have a very short window to do something with resolutions, given how quickly people give them up. Why not choose a cast member who is committed to a resolution and find listeners doing the same. Make the listeners, along with the cast member, a support group, and check on them every day for the next week to see how they’re doing. Choosing fun listeners will make the bit lively and entertaining for all others to hear.

We’ve all seen Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” bit. This is where celebrities read mean tweets about themselves on camera. Enter Ryan and Shannon, KS95, Minneapolis who do an occasional take-off on this with an added twist. Shannon’s father reads them to Ryan! You can certainly “borrow” a bit from a late night show. As long as you note it to the audience, it won’t matter. All the audience cares about when they’re listening is if it’s fun. They have no intellectual ability in the morning (or at any other time really) to process that it’s been done by a late night comedian and thus, isn’t as entertaining.