Talk Sexy in Spanish

It’s time to “Talk Sexy in Spanish”.  No doubt Spanish is a very sexy language.  Write some sexy sentences in Spanish (“I want to caress and hold you all night, my love”) and then write some very non-sexy ones, too (“I just save 15% on my car insurance by calling Geico”).  Read each to one listener in your sexiest voice.  The listener has to guess if you did, indeed, say something sexy in Spanish.  If they get three of five right, they win.