The IRS Over/Under

Find a provocative question for the IRS with Tax Day approaching (i.e. I work at a strip club and want to get a breast enhancement – is the procedure deductible).  Call the IRS first thing when you come on to see how long it takes to get an actual human on the phone to answer the question.  Then run this as a show theme.  The best part is you can call the IRS now and present it as live.