Deputy Dogs

No one likes to come upon a parked car with a dog inside during the summer.  Why not “deputize” listeners with a quirky oath who’ll take a stand that if they see this in the next few months that they promise to not leave the car and dog and call the...

You’re Granted a Full, Unconditional Pardon

With all the talk about pardons, ask the audience what they’ve done in life (or recently) that would require a full, unconditional pardon (you’re looking for silly stuff).  Tell them you’ve been given power by the FCC to grant them a full pardon...

Win or Fail Weekend

Friday and Monday shows are the easiest because you have the weekend to play on.  Sharing with the audience something you’re looking forward to doing over the weekend (and asking them the same thing) and reflecting on the same stuff on Mondays (and asking the...

Doctor Google

All of us have not felt well and Googled our symptoms to find out what we have.  Create a new show character called Doctor Google.  Get a list of diseases that no longer exist.  Then find a fun person to play the character and take calls from listeners who give you...

Making It a Four-Day Weekend

No doubt with Memorial Day next week, many listeners will try to get Friday off, too.  Open the phones looking to find out what time people are getting off at work and then get one boss on who’s keep their employees until late afternoon and bribe him or her to...

The Queens of England

With the Royal Wedding this Saturday, how about getting some drag queens to hold up signs on the overpasses of busy highways asking those driving to work to listen to you?  Call them the Queens of England.