I Learned How to Do Radio From Pat Sajak and Porn
Later this evening, watch Wheel of Fortune. Time how long it takes from when the show starts until there’s the true viewer benefit, Vanna reveals the first letter in the first puzzle. Betcha it’s less than 30 seconds. When the first letter shows, that’s when we’re playing along on the sofa.
Wheel used to follow the old format. Pat and Vanna were introduced, they had some banter, Pat interviewed the three contestants, then they actually played the game. But they realized those of us at home don’t care about any of that. We want to play the puzzles. They also used to shop when someone won a puzzle. Remember those days of contestants “buying” washers and dryers and ceramic Dalmatians? None of that mattered. Because it was all about them and not us.
Ditto Jeopardy. They play one-half of the first puzzle board right when the show starts. When they come back from the first commercials and Ken Jennings interviews the three contestants, those of us at home don’t care about that either. We show up to play along with the game.
We keep hearing about consumers’ shortening attention spans. The three P’s of a break: promotion (it’s all about me), process (here’s what we’re doing), and protein (time for content – the reason listeners show up). Dispense with the first two P’s and get to the third.
To be honest, I’m already worried you’ve lost interest and it’s only been four short paragraphs. So, I’ll sexy it up. Time to talk about what I learned about radio from porn.
The porn industry dramatically changed years ago when they realized viewers cared less about plot and storylines. They just want the action. Porn clips online are rarely over three minutes (no idea why – ha, ha) and there’s no process or promotion. Just…protein.
Don’t ask me why. Read about it in the New York Times who profiled the change. When we were young and found porn, few people sat through the scene of the pizza delivery guy ringing the doorbell, the woman in the negligee answering and saying she didn’t order any pizza, but inviting him in to deliver it anyway. Everyone fast forwards to the bedroom scene. The reason viewers showed up.
At a convention years ago, I used this analogy. To the nervous laughter of the room, I reminded all to open the mic and “get to the fu@$ing.” It’s a line that might live in infamy as it continues coming back to me.
Grab some breaks and see how long it takes before your talent start the actual content. Then figure out how to get there sooner. Your fans will reward you by staying longer.

Did you wake up one day about a year ago and think that suddenly, Travis Kelce was everywhere? Yup, me, too.
Then came Travis’s second Super Bowl win, hosting SNL, starring in seven national commercials, doing a popular podcast with his brother, Jason, and a clothing line. Dating the world’s biggest pop star (what’s her name again?) was unexpected, unplanned, and gravy on the meal.
I provide talent coaching to the national public radio system in the Netherlands (NPO) and that happened in December with their annual fundraiser called The Glass House. Three 3FM (their CHR) personalities are locked in a glass house in a public square and spend one week raising money for One Dutch, a charity working to find a cure for ALS. One of the personalities, Wijnand Speelman (seen here on the right), has been personally affected by this disease – his grandfather died from it. So, he spent the week with his fellow talent personalizing the cause, drawing listeners close, to help reach their total of over 7.5 million Euros, triple what they raised last year. I reminded them that facts tell, and stories sell in the coaching leading up to the start of The Glass House. When viewed as a story-telling event, you can see why this was so successful. See their wrap-up video below or 
This blog isn’t for you because you probably don’t steal other people’s work. But, someone has stolen from Lori Lewis recently and she’s rightfully pissed off. She wrote 
you have in listeners losing interest.
How do I create my ideas? What works for me? I go for a walk. It’s highly unlikely a great idea will come sitting at a desk or in a conference room or staring at a computer screen. So, I grab one of the dogs (Sam on the left, Willow on the right below) and head into the park by my house for a stroll amongst the trees and nature. Zero distractions, no phone, only the birds chirping and leaves blowing so my brain is cleared out.
While on a morning walk last week thinking about Taylor, I wondered what it would sound like if a musically inclined person on a show pre-wrote and recorded the song Taylor will release when she breaks up with the NFL player, as many of her songs start. Or to ask ChatGPT to write Taylor and Travis love poems and have a cute kid read them on the air. Maybe those are good ideas, and maybe not. But it’s what hit me on a walk in the woods and are better than a phone topic seeking a one-word answer.
I’m reminded each September why I go from being blasé about my iPhone to loving it again. Apple knows we bore easily so they update the software every September when they introduce new devices. And voila, the phone in my pocket does all new things which makes me play with it more.